Santa's not coming to Korea. . .why?

Due to a lack of creativity on my part and having more than one very witty co-worker I am dubbing posts from two other blogs and featuring the 10 reasons why Santa will not be visiting Korean children this December 25.

Reasons Santa's Not Coming to Korea.

He got sick off melamine cookies in China.
He's still waiting on his visa.
Dog isn't the only meat that provides "stamina." Look out Blitzen.
Korean parents report, "nice, but not nice enough."
He's tired of taking his boots off at every house.
Wait...where is Korea?
He's tired of taking hits to the sleigh. Apparently N. Korea takes that whole "DMZ" thing pretty seriously.
He's got all the drunken spousal abuse he can handle at home. Why even leave the house?

He's tired of lugging his sack of toys through all those Soviet Bloc apartments. Get a chimney!

Mrs. Clause hates kimchi breath.

Kudos to Erica, Justin Trevor and Mindy.